Hon NSA Ajit Doval calls His US Counterpart

Here is my take on what might have transpired last night during call between our NSA Ajit Doval and his US counterpart. 

• Tell Biden that our company VAV Life Sciences , supplies few API to your vaccine makers Moderna and Pfizer. Hence, US need on Indian API is no less than Indian need on US API. Tit for tat might follow. समय रहते सुधर जाओ ।
• We supplied 50million HCQ and many more paracetamol last year to you, even though we needed them. इतने कृतघ्न ना बनो, शर्म करो ।
• India does not have enemity with Iran but does not import big quantities of oils from Iran primarily due to US interests. India might start importing big quantities of oil from Iran. बाद में मत कहना ।
• Stay away from our local politics. Otherwise we will start asking तू इधर उधर की ना बात कर यह बता कि Hunter Biden ने कितना पैसा खाया।
• You must know that  people of Indian origin will not remain oblivious to the sufferings of India. They will say to Buddha and Auntie. आना तुम बाद में वोट माँगने । देख लेंगे ।

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